GENTLEMEN CALLERS

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vua:

am i horny? no
am i jackin off anyways? maybe

(via swag420yolo)

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.

Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via praystation3)

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

(via christianmingle)

callchelseaperetti:

hatemachinex:

I WANNA PUNCH GINA FROM BROOKLYN NINE-NINE I CANT STAND HER

I WANT TO BE PUNCHED SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING What is your location

(Source: sexlesslovers, via lampsarepeopletoo)